"je suis un homme très occupé," french for "I am a very busy man," slang for "I'm very lazy."

my therpist says I must embrace my weaknesses. such a beautiful thing, this .. this indolent laziness. i'm indian, and we're all born very lazy sue me. I'm still learning to embrace it, just like my ex. strangely tempting and highly, highly misleading. events transpire, phenomenons take place. pardon the recent hiatus, by virtue of inborn procrastinatories other things hadded to be taken care of. this is becoming a predictable trend, this is. fill up the ol' blogspot with welcome posts every 3 months. in other news, the fucking sun is visiting the queen this summer they took away the Kohinoor and they're taking away my winter WHAT THE BLAGOJEVICH IS WRONG WITH THE WEATHER HONESTLY it's gobsmacking. what a beautiful word. that's my new favourite word. uncle bobs gobsmacking his neig- went off on a tangent there where was I. the heat is deafening, and global warming has already increased my attention span to that of a blind hedgehog. must do whatever it takes to save the planet. even if it means not ridiculing toyota prius owners on the motorway . l’été est l’une des quatre saisons mmm l’été L’ÉTÉ L’ÉTÉ dammit man too bad repeating 'summer' in french doesn't make it any less worse. which is a shame really, I wanted to try that for 'jobless bored internet addict' as well. bored as in sitting and analysing usage frequencies of each letter used in previous posts.

the letter 'e' as it turns out, is a commoner. this looks hideous. I'm yay close to writing in lipograms for a month.

A lipogram (from Greek lipagrammatos, "missing letter") is a kind of constrained writing or word game consisting of writing paragraphs or longer works in which a particular letter or group of letters is omitted — usually a common vowel, the most common in English being "E".

of course, wikipedia fails to mention lipogrammatic exceptions are mere effects, emphasized by the encouragement of eliminating every exhibit that embraces the letter e, elevating estimates of an entertaining read. fathom that? oh wait I almost forgot, I'm eating into my "lie in partial paralysis while hallucinogenic images transport you into a temporary third-world reality" time. sleep is so yesterday night, overrated brainwash. I shall henceforth close my eyes, and drift off into solitude instead.


  1. Absolutely 'Gobsmacking'.. u shud write often..

  2. that's the plan, once I stumble across 'gobsmacking dedication' wherever that may be.

  3. whoa is this whacky or what? look at all that you've got going on here!
    specially interesting is your blog header! thumbs up ;)
    "deewana not found"? hmm....

    Nice read!
    Oh and lets see if you can give the lipogram a shot. Go on- two lines.. three lines... whatever.
    you are in need of exercise after all, mister lazybones!

  4. heh thanks man yeah whacky is so totally normal round here!

    loony lipograms will be inevitable, now that I need to fill up ze ol' blogspot with stuff not frequenting the *boo I'm back yet again* department, more frequently.

  5. you do that dude! heh!
    and btw, what do you do? college or something?

  6. doin biosciences at uni aka drowning helplessly in genetic twaddle http://tinyurl.com/mzuf6u !

  7. biosciences? god save you, poor one.
    and that overdue list looks like one huge pile of neat blue shit.