it's the blasted recession when everybody & their pennies have been acting a bit weird and you just happen to have a million flat bronze saucers lying around with no midas touch goodness whatsoever. the mighty internet teaches me to indulge in the pointless, miserable, monotonous, nonchalant yet strangely satisfying art of penny stacking. clicken est enlärgen.























after the grueling amount of time it takes you to stack what can only be described as what the fuck is this, synonymous time passage associated with penny stacking tests your patience, concentration and manual dexterity. of course, the whole point of it all being not testing manual dexterity malarchy or the rigidity or steadydity but more watching it all crash at the end as an excuse for a shoddy attempt to replicate the recession.

never underestimate the power of raw boredom and eternal dedication

including microsoft paint. specially if you're forced to hang on to phone calls stretching through long rainy afternoons and a bored right hand stretches across the table and feeds hallucinogenic chapati to the computer mouse. so I stumbled across some shit from 3 years back buried away deep through time in backup cds. where else should I celebrate?





and, I've always wanted to do this.



I like her hair too.


delicious copy+pasta. who doesn't like playing around pasting the same shit like a million times and achieve absolutely nothing, but solely deriving impertinent pleasure by somehow convincing oneself it was time well spent? I know I do.



<script>
function hidestatus () {
window.status=' '
return true

select that text above, and you have modern art. BAM! right there in your hands. clicken est enlärgen.
















long story, don't ask. don't freak out either. elaborate prank in college on april la numero uno. image got projected in front of hundreds, including the guy below.





"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - George W. Bush





I see no other place worthy enough to dump these on. humble apologies if WTFness of these caused any headaches whatsoever.

angelina jolie made me a cheese sandwich

I've had an minor angelina jolie infestation in my cluttered mind; I'm told the only way leading to a jolly riddance involves touting anti-feminist annotations in all directions until I start seeing anniston's face all red in my breakfast cereal. yes it's a bit more complicated than cooking up elaborate master plans of shunning academic responsibility through sheer brainwork with less salt than usual. as the presence of my absence continues to dominate my internet palace, let it no way imply I've been finally cured of that year long disease. I was suffering through insert synonym for laziness of the worst degree here ever had one of those mid-life crises? except that it's not really mid-life, and much more worse than being beaten by an 11 year old chinese counterpart in Crysis. it might well have been a delay actually, I'm positive I started writing this blog post early this month; blogger's publish page needs a tad bit sprinkle of angelina jolies, honestly. I know no other way of a productivity boost. days are dwarfed of recent, with Usain Bolting for buses and playing cavalier to last minute coursework caveats. to make matters even worse, the washing machine has started smelling of fresh curry.
*google employees get 20% off their time to do whatever they want. some probably initiate intimate expressions of their own giga (10⁹) geekness, while others may just make out with their keyboards. this blahwg, disguised with fuelling flamboyant narcissism except anything else, was born on similar constraints except that the 20 was actually 80% time off of two days before the finals. try it sometime, the adrenaline thrush easily beats nicotinal narcotica however strong your other whoever claims it to be. particularly when the strongest of coffee makes your eyelids go all heavy in under 15 seconds. strange thing sleep is. some people have no idea how hard I have to work just to keep my bleedin' eyes open. it's like when you want stay awake, all the university and lecturers in it conspire in helping you to doze off. the conscious state plummets radically into blue depths of deep sleep deprivation, rendering the ancient art of attempting to save the crashing trains of thought, entirely useless. the mind's eye turns from the usual aye-aye-spot-that-bird tunnel vision to a weary, unsteady brown blur dipped in volatile waters of academic inconsistencies almost instantaneously.

ever noticed yourself scribbling around on a notepad half asleep? well, I just did. presenting to you, the language of the human brain. the mother tongue. langue maternelle. spoken, and expressed only during an unclear suspension into a pseudo-conscious state which, coincidentally, happens to being achieved while you're mid-lectures half asleep and simultaneously engaged in a fierce battle with your energy ageing eyelids. clicken est enlärgen.




edit: turns out it holds an uncanny resemblance to this. I therefore deduce sleep is as good as sex. no comments.


I do realise I might've just made a big fool of myself, in which case I have nothing more to say. I rest my face.

unrelated—waiter, there's a fly in my yeast.

in layman's language

here it lies this land called blog,
lacking all liveliness and lustre
leaving lumps of loose leftovers lasting forever;
leaking from locked lids and limitless lairs,
are lonely laureates limping across for miles
covered in leaves the colour of oblivion.
longing to be lifted from low realms of laziness.*

as the ever pulsing virtual whiteness splattered with nonsensical statement anomalies lay dormant, lifeless, I confess to drastic unblogging yet again. I had two dreams yesterday, one of which was a date. nothing too fascinating, the only thing I remember of her is being asked who my favourite author was and then slapping me and walking away after I blurted out enid blyton for no apparent reason. I just hope I haven't dreamt my immediate foreseeable future itself, knowing how likely that specific scenario actually is. congratulations, the future seems fucked. in current news, a lady sitting next to me is cleaning the computer screen with a tissue, and banging the keyboard upside down against the desk precisely thrice as we speak. ever had a nightmare come alive like that? I suspect she is either mental or studying bacteria with a vengeance. and it's the second time I dared to write what I just wrote, as the first was erased, completely destroyed at the speed of light when I thought it was being stared at from the corner of her eye, reading with contempt every little virulent word against her at microscopic detail and was about to hit me. to make things even less liking, new store manager is apparently a lesbian and rumoured to be dominating fairly strict. I may well have been scarred for life with violent women. "but look at the bright side," screamed a mental incarnation of this blog. "at least they don't turn chinese every now and again."

with potentially threatening issues like those ogling at my precious mind every passing second, events leading the train of thought crashing to a complete halt in lectures begin to rise, as concentration brownie points decrease dramatically. which, incidentally, seems to complement the presence of random lines on pages which were originally meant to be scattered with dull genetic jargon. and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I met Girish the mutant dog-worm.



and a redhead red indian an onion-head alien


In other news, WALL-E, the famed character who saw a huge success with his film early this year, went into chronic depression yesterday about a month after the release of new computer animated film Madagascar 2, a sequel to its popular prequel Madagascar. WALL-E was rumoured to be under 'heavy drug usage', an assumption sparked off by leaked internet footage on a forum last night clearly showing the robot under the influence of questionable substances.

*Bad poetry courtesy of extraneous boredom hallucinations. Could've been worse, but that's a different story. Conditions apply.